. >> dean and i have been on more floors than johnson's wax. >> the funniest, most glamorous celebrity get togethers ever shown on television. >> you're a fake! you don't know the first thing about being a policewoman. i'm gonna tell everybody out there what a phony you are. tonight, ladies and gentlemen, i'm gonna bare my chest. >> i don't know about you, folks, but i'm gettin' out of here. >> dean's roasts had it all: huge stars, great jokes, beautiful women. >> all my life i have tried to look like lucy. i even use the same beauty cream, but nothing works. you know that ugly skin on your elbows? my whole body looks like that. >> and when this crowd came together, you never knew what would happen.